'This was a mistake,' realises man who is at Glastonbury until Tuesday

JUST one hour into the Glastonbury festival, attendee Tom Booker has admitted it is ‘not for him’ with approximately 96 hours left to go. 

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Difficult to imagine how your dad ever pulled

HOW their dad was ever considered attractive by the opposite sex is beyond most people’s imaginations, it has emerged.

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