Three quarter length trouser wearers wish their shins weren't exposed

PEOPLE who wear three quarter length trousers admit it would be better if their shins were not exposed all the time.

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Man extremely against pubs opening can't stop thinking about pubs

A MAN who firmly believes opening pubs would be irresponsible and dangerous cannot stop thinking about going to one. 

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