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Touchy-feely guy actually secretly horny

A MAN praised for being physically affectionate and in touch with his emotions is surreptitiously following the dictates of his penis, he has confirmed. 

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'Vote Labour to avoid the arseache of a leadership contest'

LABOUR is pitching its council election campaign at ordinary voters who cannot be f**ked going through yet another sodding leadership contest. 

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