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Woman with fresh manicure begins countdown to buggering it up

A WOMAN with a shiny new manicure has begun her countdown to smudging, chipping or generally ruining it. 

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Time much less expensive way to heal all wounds than NHS, says Hunt

JEREMY Hunt has announced that the national health service is to be replaced by time, which heals all wounds at no cost to the taxpayer. 

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