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GCSE app to automatically take jumping-in-air selfies

A NEW app will inform pupils of GCSE results and automatically capture images of them jumping in the air for local newspapers. 

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'I have signed a historic trade deal with oh shit they're at war'

By Sir Keir Starmer, the prime minister you delightedly voted for only last year, remember?

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