Resurrecting mammoths: five stories newspapers will never get sick of printing

PUZZLED as to how newspapers fill up their column inches on a daily basis? Here are five bullshit stories they can’t help but run regularly.

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Woman settling down in front of TV to look at phone

A WOMAN is looking forward to a night in front of the television looking at her phone.

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