Rightmove confirmed as 'Tinder for married people'

COUPLES get their kicks from ogling period homes with plenty of character rather than hot single people, it has emerged.

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Man being passionately political on Facebook will definitely forget to vote

A MAN who won’t shut up about how important it is to vote will miss polling day due to being in the pub.

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