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The time I tried contraception: Boris Johnson's next Daily Mail column

SEX! There, I’ve got your attention. Sex! We’ve all done it. Or had it done to you, if you’re a woman. Some of you have had it done to you by me. Quite a few, in fact.

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Six ways to unsuccessfully conceal your burning passion for a co-worker

DO you have strong feelings of love and sexual attraction for a colleague? Is it guaranteed to go absolutely f**king nowhere? Here’s how to bury your feelings deep in your broken heart.

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