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48-year-old stops ageing entirely by pursuing women in their 20s

A MAN who would otherwise be quite old has stopped the ageing process in its tracks by only pursuing much younger women.

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Jenrick leaves Britain for Rwanda

IMMIGRATION minister Robert Jenrick has quit the cabinet and Britain for the ‘earthly paradise’ of Rwanda.

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