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Bid to ban marriage between cousins is 'war on countryside'

A CONSERVATIVE MP is accused of striking at the very fundamentals of rural life with a bill to ban marriage between cousins. 

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Which university to attend if you're posh but too thick for Oxbridge: A guide for the wealthy

HAVE you been excluded from Oxbridge on the totally unfair basis that you’re too stupid? Here are some alternatives for posh rejects, handily listed in descending order of snobbery.

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