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'Complicated' bloke might just be a dick

A MAN known for being mysterious, difficult to read and often morose might just be a massive bellend, it has emerged.

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Advice you'd give your teenage self on how to be less of a twat

PEOPLE wax lyrical about the wisdom they’d impart to their younger selves, but to be honest you just needed some easy-to-follow tips for being less of a bellend. Like these.

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