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Couple quietly agree never to mention anniversary again

A COUPLE have quietly decided that neither of them will mention their anniversary ever again. 
 Tom Logan and Nikki Hollis both let their anniversary drift by without acknowledging it, despite both knowing full well when it was.

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No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor

NOBODY is admitting that the awful weather we wanted but is turning out to be a huge pain in the arse is the perfect metaphor for Brexit, it has been confirmed.

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