Couple that got together via drunken hookup offering dating advice

A COUPLE who drunkenly fumbled their way into a relationship are smugly offering dating advice to their single friends, it has emerged.

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Sharks can talk: Batshit things Trump probably thinks but just hasn't mentioned yet

TRUMP is demanding reparations for Europe somehow cheating America in the past, proving beyond a doubt he is lost in his own mad little world. Here’s what he may well also believe…

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