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Dating app introduces seasonal desperation mode

TINDER has rolled out a seasonal desperation mode to connect users who are anxious to get laid by the first of January.

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Tragic: Elderly man spent Christmas alone because he's a massive bellend

A PENSIONER has once again spent Christmas alone because he has alienated everyone in his life by being a bastard, it has emerged. 

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