Ex worried he's missed the window of maximum vulnerability

AN EX is worried he may have missed his chance to use a global crisis to sneak back into his former partner’s life, he has admitted. 

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Is it time to stop pretending it's worth your kids going to school?

WITH most children not to attend school until September, sensible parents are increasingly asking whether it’s worth educating kids at all. Find out: 

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