Giddy, lovestruck online dater working up courage to send photo of his penis

A HOPELESSLY lovestruck online dater is trying to work up the courage to ask his crush if she would like to receive a photo of his dick. 

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'Basically' confirmed as the new 'literally'

BASICALLY is this year’s top superfluous word, it has been confirmed.

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