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'Go on, it's Christmas!' says woman treating herself to affair

A WOMAN is indulging in an extra-marital affair on the grounds that it is the festive season and she has had a hard year.

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Without a James Bond, a Doctor Who, Strictly presenters and a prime minister, Britain is defenceless

By Dr Helen Archer, professional catastrophist

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