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Report: millions of women just letting men put gross willies in them

MILLIONS of woman across the world are, against their better judgment, still allowing men to put their gross willies inside of them, research has found. 

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Jesus wants to have a quiet one for his birthday this year

OUR Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has told friends he is not really feeling his birthday this year and is probably just going to stay in. 

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