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'He's the one,' says woman turning 35 next month

A SINGLE woman has met the man she wants to spend the rest of her life with a mere fortnight before her 35th birthday. 

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Caught up with mates and went on a spontaneous trip: my kind of weekend, with Vladimir Putin

MORNING. Have nice weekend? Mine good too. Caught up with mates and went on day trip. Low key vibes, you know?

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