Dad eyeing son's birthday Lego like lion watching unprotected young antelope

A FATHER is eyeing his son’s unopened birthday present of Lego with a predatory glint in his eye and a readiness to pounce. 

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Wagner Group arrives at North Yorkshire caravan park for break

THE Wagner Group of mercenaries, withdrawn from Ukraine after a brief mutiny, has arrived at a North Yorkshire caravan park for a fortnight’s break. 

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