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How will your Valentine's Day turn out to be shit?

YES, it’s that time of year when society decides you should be unrealistically loved-up. So how is Valentine’s Day not living up to expectations for you?

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Optimist buying Asda Valentine's meal deal and condoms

A MAN buying a Valentine’s-themed meal deal in Asda is unlikely to get to use the condoms he’s also purchasing.

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