How to accept your girlfriend's best friend knows everything about your sex life

THAT night of slippery anal the two of you haven’t discussed since? Shared over brunch, complete with hand gestures. Here’s how to acknowledge that: 

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The Green Menace wants to IMPROVE your living standards and SAVE the planet

THE Green Party monsters currently threatening the country wants to sadistically improve your quality of life, we can reveal. 

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