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Kash Patel's guide for ugly men dating someone genuinely hot

UNQUALIFIED FBI head Kash Patel is facing allegations of alcoholism and incompetence caused by his girlfriend being objectively more attractive than he is. Here’s how he clings on: 

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I'm part of the toxic Bargain Hunt fandom, and it's f**king great

By Joanna Kramer, online warrior for the very soul of Bargain Hunt

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