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Man apologises to girlfriend for unspecified thing he did wrong

A MAN has made a heartfelt apology to his partner for callously doing something he has no memory or understanding of. 

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The boomers' guide to sitting at home being furious

ARE you comfortably retired? Nothing much to worry about? Here Lynne and Norman Steele give their tips on sitting in front of the TV being perpetually f**ked-off.

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