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Man concerned at how quietly girlfriend can have sex when necessary

A MAN who was impressed by how quietly his girlfriend was able to have sex while staying at his parents’ house is now worried instead.

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What happens in The Odyssey, by an online right-wing arsehole

THE Odyssey, a proud story of white men’s heroism, has been totally ruined by a woke film adaptation. Let me tell it how Homer did, six Stellas in:

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