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Man definitely didn't just freshen up willy in girlfriend's sink

A man who emerged from the bathroom ready for intercourse is pretending he did not wash his horrible knob in his girlfriend’s lovely sink.

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Nigel Farage, ending benefits for Britain's own good

Waking up with a hangover that’s left my anus barking like a dog, I imbibe more water than a data centre to take the edge off.

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