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Man gets girlfriend out of his league by going foreign

A MAN has managed to secure a girlfriend at least four levels hotter than he is by wooing a foreign woman unable to recognise his knobhead qualities.  

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Boss can f**k off from works do after getting his round in

AN OFFICE manager has been invited to buy his round at this week’s office Christmas party and then leave so everybody can hate him. 

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