Man technically still going out with girl he never dumped in playground

A 35-YEAR-OLD man is technically still in a relationship with his girlfriend from school because he never sent his mate over to dump her.

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Retired grandmother can't help with childcare because of urgent National Trust visit

A RETIRED grandmother is unable to look after her daughter’s children due to a National Trust visit that cannot be postponed.

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