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Man with truly crazy exes struggling to describe them without sounding like a shit

A MAN whose ex-girlfriends could reasonably be labelled as insane is having a hard time describing them without sounding awful.

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Shagging abroad isn't included, and other body count rules

WHAT happens in Faliraki stays in Faliraki. And here are more rules for what to say when someone asks about your ‘body count’.

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