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Middle-aged couple find their love language is silence

A LONGTIME couple’s romantic night out at a restaurant has made them realise their love language is now a chilly silence. 

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Good day, sir! I am a man down the pub trying to sell you shoplifted chocolate

GOOD evening, welcome to this fine inner-city hostelry the tourists do not frequent. Can I tempt you to a large bar of Dairy Milk? 

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