Middle-aged mum in new relationship distressingly keen to tell you about her sex life

A MIDDLE-AGED mum who recently met someone new online is horrifically enthusiastic about telling her children how satisfying her sex life is.

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Nirvana, and four other band t-shirts you bought to try and seem cool

DID you spend your teens wanting to seem edgy and cool? Then you probably wore one of these band t-shirts, even if you hated the music.

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