Missed the last bus: the real reasons you end up shagging on the first date

YOUR date thinks he did everything right to lure you into his lair of love on the first date. This is the real reasons you gave up and f**ked him: 

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How to remind someone they owe you a pint from five years ago

DID you buy someone a pint five years ago and they are yet to repay their beer debt? Broach the topic carefully but forcefully: 

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