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New couple enters 'taking up entire f*cking pavement' stage

A COUPLE has entered the stage where their sickening hand-holding is obstructing the whole pavement.

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A Scottish guide to Boris Johnson

THAT new ‘thing’ the English are calling their prime minister is visiting Scotland. Here’s how to prepare youself: 

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