Only advice women ever give is 'dump him'

1st February 2024

THE only advice ever given by women, no matter what the situation, is now ‘dump him’, it has emerged.

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Life-ruining heartbreak referred to as 'my then girlfriend'

31st January 2024

A MAN respectfully refers to the devastating heartbreak which sent his life spiralling into a black despair from which it may never recover as his ‘then girlfriend’.