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Promiscuous man taking every precaution not to catch feelings

A MAN having sex with multiple partners is always careful not to catch feelings for any of them, he has confirmed.

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24-hour garage entirely propped up by local drug users

A 24-HOUR garage in Bristol survives entirely on the custom of drug-addled locals buying late night snacks, it has emerged.

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