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'Putting label on relationship would mean I was cheating on you' man explains

A MAN has explained to a woman he is involved with that giving their relationship a name would make his sleeping with other women a categorically bad thing.

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Dad ticking off holiday activities with ruthless efficiency

A DAD on a family holiday is ticking off activities with the cold, mechanical precision of a minor Gestapo official, it has emerged.

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