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Shagging abroad isn't included, and other body count rules

WHAT happens in Faliraki stays in Faliraki. And here are more rules for what to say when someone asks about your ‘body count’.

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How fat is she and how much does he earn? Honest dating app launched

A NEW dating app focuses on the only two questions users actually care about: ‘How fat is she?’ and ‘How much does he earn?’ 

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