Single woman enjoying three weeks of friendship with recently dumped pal

A SINGLE woman is feeling blessed to have three whole weeks of companionship with a friend who is between relationships. 

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'I only find sparkling refreshing': Six water wankers who need to get a grip

WATER is, ultimately, water. Sadly that doesn’t stop some being incredibly particular about the hydration they need to live, like the following wankers: 

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