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Six painful responsibilities for the man in a new relationship

MEN are self-contained creatures, so being in a relationship can be a terrifying experience. These are the daunting new responsibilities they face.

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So whose f**king fault was that, then? A Mash investigation

ENGLAND lost, and it cannot be the fault of the country, our brave boys who gave everything, or the fans. So which knobhead is to blame this time? We investigate.

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