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Six sexual practices you'll immediately be dumped for even suggesting

THE internet is not real life, and practices discovered upon it should not be attempted IRL. Unless you long to be single, keep any suggestion of these to yourself: 

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'Hello? Police? There's been a tweet': how to make that call we all dread

YOU never thought it would happen to you, but it has: you’ve seen a tweet which could be viewed as an incitement to violence. Time to call the police. 

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