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The cinema, and other dates where you don't have to talk to each other

ON A date, but prefer to keep all that getting-to-know-each-other conversation to a minimum? Choosing these will make the evening as silent as a long marriage: 

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Smug September holiday bastards not so f**king smug now

THOUSANDS of self-satisfied twats who ‘prefer to holiday in September’ are not looking quite so clever as they begin their second day at the airport. 

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