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The top six dating apps, rated on dick pics alone

ON the apps? Then you’ll know they vary wildly in terms of the frequency, clarity and quality of their unsolicited dick pics. Single girl Hannah Tomlinson rates them:

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How to judge your shag by the posters in their flat

IF you’re about to shag someone you’ve just met, you can at least try to work out what they’re like from their posters and prints. Here’s what you can deduce from their ‘art’.

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