We'd want more sex if you were better at it, women tell men

WOMEN have collectively told men that the best way to make them want more sex is to become competent at it. 

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Keir Starmer: 'I would be too thick to get into university today'

LABOUR leader Keir Starmer has claimed that he would never be able to attend university today because he would be too unintelligent.

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