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What not to do on a date, as demonstrated by First Dates

HIT dating show First Dates fulfils television’s original educational remit by showing budding romantics exactly the behaviours to avoid. Follow these rules: 

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Mantra of the Cosmos, and other supergroups formed to destroy their members' legacies

A GALLAGHER brother and Shaun Ryder are teaming up to triangulate monetisation of their fanbases. These supergroups were failures from their first moments: 

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