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Woman uses 'dead time' while boyfriend talks to think of what she'll say next

A WOMAN is kindly pretending to listen to her partner’s inane ramblings while deciding what to say next about herself.

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Five fictional universes that don't need any more f**king adaptations

THE Harry Potter books which became films that became a theme park are being turned into a TV series. Like these other fictional universes, by now you probably wish they’d leave it alone.

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