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Your penis is the perfect size, lies woman

A WOMAN has declared that her partner’s penis is neither too big nor too small, while averting her eyes at the last part. 

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Can entertainment have enough right-wing voices? By Rosie Holt MP

I WRITE this with a mixture of mirth and trepidation. Mirth, as I have just read the hilarious yet informative new Daily Mail column about diet pills by Boris Johnson. 

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