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1,000 Years Of Cliff Richard, Warn Scientists

SIR Cliff Richard could survive well into the next ice age, according to new research.

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Cowell Makes Olly Wear Joe's Lovely Skin

SIMON Cowell has removed X Factor winner Joe McElderry's skin and stitched Olly Murs into it to create a perfect hybrid of looks and likeability.

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