84 per cent would have sex with robots that aren't very advanced

MOST people would have sex with basic robots that don’t even have faces.

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Perhaps your concern could extend to not eating us, say chickens

CHICKENS have thanked consumers for their concern over methods of slaughter and asked if that goodwill could be extended to just leaving them alone.

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