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Allow Me To Explain Natural Law, Says Celibate Voodoo Witch-Doctor

A VOODOO witch-doctor who regards his own genitals as a mortal sin, last night claimed to be the world's foremost expert on the laws of nature.

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Brisk Start For Webuyanyfootballclub.com

FINANCE giants the You Corporation have reported brisk trading at a new business offering guaranteed cash in exchange for unwanted football teams.

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