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Opponents of assisted suicide still convinced it's any of their business

PEOPLE opposed to assisted suicide are still absolutely convinced it is any of their business, according to a new survey.

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John Terry Had Sex With An Octopus

JOHN Terry's future as England captain was on a knife-edge last night after it emerged he had sex with a 12-foot octopus.

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